Sex in the Swamps

Let's make good use of nature...the way it was meant to be.
I will list the top five with THE oddest locations with number one being the
most bizarre. Though I have received some creative entries, the
story itself was sometimes funnier than the actual location, especially
if the couple was caught in the middle of frolicking.

Five. While driving Far be it from me to judge, but, um, couldn't this be dangerous? Some of you become so passionate and absolutely cannot wait that the female partner straddles the male as he is driving. Special mention goes to a woman who was driving and leaned over to give her partner fellatio. He sat in the passenger seat and took over the steering wheel while she performed. She kept her foot on the pedal. I do NOT advocate such behavior.

Four. Several letters indicated sexual activity in church of all places. If I were more religious, I would say some of you are going to Hell! Just kidding...Here's a letter about church action: "This in response to your request for different sexual activities. Mine would have to be the morning after a lock-in at our church that our youth group was having. My girlfriend and I were under a blanket, on a little stage. Since we were wearing shorts, it was easy to slip them to the side and go at it, side by side. My brother and other girl were about ten feet away. They never said anything, but I'm sure they knew what was going on."

Three. This slot encompasses all that is carnival ecstasy: carnival rides like the carousel, merry-go-round, funhouses, etc. Imagine how big your partner's member would look in the funhouse mirror! Sorry, your submissions have sent my mind straight to the gutter...

Two. The next time you are in a submarine, remember this story: " I just had to comment when I read your latest about wanting to hear the weirdest places we've had sex. I have to say, I win hands down every time this subject is raised in a group situation. Having sex in the 'tower' {I think it's the conning tower} of a submarine while the 'sailor' in question is standing watch was a thrilling exciting outstanding experience. I can just be thankful that we weren't caught. I think it now very ironic that the very same submarine is now a museum in the same port in which the event occurred. I'm sure the tour guides would not be repeating that piece of history to the visitors. :) I just can't help myself around a man in uniform."