Welcome! You are at the gateway to my Secret Garden. Since
you have made it this far, let me assure you that you are in
for a very good treat.

I am the curator of the Garden and you should obey
all of the following rules or you will suffer the harsh
but fair circumstances.

The first and most important rule is that once inside, you
are not allowed to wear any clothes! NOTHING! Not
even a pair of socks. Clothes are strictly forbidden in
my Garden.